Fearsome Pirate Frank



March 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19
Fridays & Saturdays 7:00 pm
Saturdays & Sundays 1:00 pm

Walk the plank into a zany high seas adventure filled with zombie pirates, mermaids, and even Spiderman!

* Donate 2 or more cans of food at any performance and you’ll be entered into a special prize drawing. Donations will benefit Second Harvest Food Bank.


Mustang Hall, Central Middle School
828 Chestnut Street, San Carlos


By Brian D. Taylor
Directed by Brittany Caine
Publisher Pioneer Drama Service


The Fearsome Pirate Frank — is the teenage heartthrob of every girl in Shakespearean England, even though he can’t remember his lines for the life of him! However, when the actor playing Frank and his supporting cast, including prima donna Esmerelda, get kidnapped by real pirates during one of their productions, it’s good-bye stardom, hello servitude on a real pirate ship! The narrators and a stream of hilarious sign-carriers keep the show moving as we see the pirate actors swabbing the decks under the orders of the real pirate Frank, who happens to be a woman. But pirate actors are not the only ones hijacked in this comic romp… so is the plot from a particular popular pirate flick! In a chilling flashback sequence, the tale of how Captain Frank received the “Blackmark” comes alive as we see her send her crooked captain to walk the plank. Nightmare sailors, zombie pirates and hypnotizing mermaids fill this zany spoof with pop culture — even Spiderman makes the scene!


Ahoy Cast – Aden, Alexa, Elinor, Nora, Julia, Yolo – 3/10 evening, 3/11 evening, 3/18 matinee, 3/19 matinee
Avast Cast- Ethan, Marlo, Ava, Tess, Reed, Jacob – 3/11 matinee, 3/12 matinee, 3/17 evening, 3/18 evening

All information subject to change.